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Darren Rowse Is A Moron

Darren is so dumb. He not write article asking people how to make lots of money from Google AdSense, and he give good advice. He remember the least important tip of all, as said by Bizzaro’s worst enemy, Nathan Weinberg:

If you really want to earn less money on your blog, just turn off the server. Works every time.

It so complicated solution, I can believe Darren thought of it ourselves! Why not think up bottom ten list, with so few simple ideas, when worst idea peaking right behind the face!

Hello!

April 11th, 2006 Posted by Nathan Weinberg | AdSense, Humor, Advertising, General | 10 comments

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  1. This must be a reference to a movie I never saw.

    Comment by Philipp Lenssen | April 11, 2006

  2. This must be a reference to a movie I never saw.

    Exactly what I’m thinking.

    Comment by Jesse | April 11, 2006

  3. He wrote a backwards-point post, so I wrote the post backwards. Entirely. Every point, done in the negative.

    Comment by Nathan Weinberg | April 11, 2006

  4. I guess no Superman fans on this blog.

    Comment by Nathan Weinberg | April 11, 2006

  5. er…yeah. Never seen Superman

    Comment by Jesse | April 11, 2006

  6. Still, I thought Bizarro was a part of pop culture. Seinfeld did an entire episode around the Bizarro concept, and it was one the best episodes of the series.

    Okay, to explain from wikipedia:

    Bizarro is a fictional character who is a failed duplicate of Superman.

    Bizarro and the other inhabitants of the Bizarro world used an odd but predictable form of English. The most notable characteristics were:
    The lack of nominative case when using pronouns; Bizarro replaces pronouns that should be nominative with their analogues in the accusative case. Bizarro might introduce himself by saying “Me am Bizarro” instead of “I am Bizarro,” for example.
    The lack of proper verb conjugation; Bizarro only uses the first person conjugation for any verb. For example, the verb to be is always conjugated as “am”, leading to sentences like “This am great”.

    Post-Crisis Bizarro adopted all of the linguistic idiosyncracies of his pre-crisis self, but also negates every possible word in the sentence. Though the usage is slightly inconsistent, this usually includes:
    Negating verbs.
    Replacing adjectives with their opposite.
    Replacing certain nouns with their opposite.

    The ultimate end of this causes sentences to frequently have double and triple negatives. Combined with the fact that Bizarro’s logic is already flawed, this causes some of his dialogue to be very difficult to follow.

    Comment by Nathan Weinberg | April 11, 2006

  7. I’ll admit I didn’t follow the rules perfectly. Bizarro is a difficult, very carefully crafted form of misspeak, that is confusing both to people who understand what is going on, and even more so to those who don’t.

    Comment by Nathan Weinberg | April 11, 2006

  8. The giveaway, by the way, should have been the last line. The one predictable thing about Bizarro is he always greats with “Goodbye” and leaves with “Hello”.

    Comment by Nathan Weinberg | April 11, 2006

  9. Ah. That starts to make sense now that I know the background. It’s not unusual for me to miss out entirely on cultural references

    Comment by Jesse | April 11, 2006

  10. I’ve always been a bigger fan of Mxyzptlk:
    http://images.google.com/images?svnum=10&hl=en&lr=&safe=off&q=mxyzptlk&btnG=Search

    Comment by Philipp Lenssen | April 11, 2006

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